Make Believe Wife? Too Funny


As I was scouring the “jobs” section of Craigslist today, I found this rather strange and funny help wanted ad:


Its a beautiful day. Seeking a faithful, reliable, hard working, educated, and professional make believe wife. Yes a make believe wife who is great in all areas domestic, home, wife duties, and pretending to love her make believe husband. Must be a decent cook, clean and tidy, smell good, no drugs, loving, caring, and have a positive aura. This is a live in position or can be a part time live in position. This is also a paying position. Not a fake ad. If interested and within the age of 35 -55 pls send a resume and tell me about yourself. Pls no girls, no games, and no lemons. Thanks Kevin

compensation: 1500 and negotiable

employment type: full-time

Are you serious Mr. Kevin? This is way too funny and a bit suspicious. What woman would be desperate enough to be your “fake wife”. Yes, we already have “fake news” but a fake wife?  Really.

By the way this is in Honolulu.

I am looking for a full time office job in the area of administration / public relations / media / and photography. Contact me if you need someone with my skill set. Aloha! Mel


Melvin Ah Ching is a photographer, consultant, blogger, desktop publisher, and computer enthusiast living and working in Hawaii. The Hawaii Files have been online since 2006.